All you really need is one mega thrust! LOL
Stop being a wimp and help the damn deer.
Bambi is saved by a couple good Samaritans.
Don't go near your pet deer when he's feeling horny!
It's better that it was a gazelle and not a lion when your biking through the African Safari.
That will keep you from dosing off! I didn't know deer could fly!
A deer avoids going splat by hurdling the SUV driving down the street.
The deer looks up and the hunter realizes he had shot him in the antlers.