Next time leave it to the professionals.
I want a cake like this for my next birthday party!
This guy has razors for teeth.
Scissors don't exist in the Amazon so the locals just use Piranhas.
Judging by the size of that tree trunk this was going to be a fail from the start.
After cutting watermelon after watermelon you develop skills!
Comedian, Magician and Ventriloquist, ANDY GROSS does an amazing hilarious magic trick / scare / prank. He actually cuts himself in half and scares people with his famous, "SPLIT MAN" illusion.
Just when you think you have seen it all...
Don't you have better things to do?