He can cut trees with an invisible chainsaw.
It was only a matter of time...
A wannabe extreme wrestler almost slices open his ball sack.
He can use the wood from the tree to build himself a new house.
This idiot cut the tree on the wrong side and so it fell on his house. Nice Job!
This dude gets owned after the tree he is cutting swings down and takes out the ladder he is standing on.
Next time don't park where the tree could fall.
Now he has to cut it back down.
Judging by the size of that tree trunk this was going to be a fail from the start.