If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Was that luck or divine intervention?
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
The King has ordered you to crush all resistance in order for his kingdom to survive. Crush castle after castle by wiping out all of it's inhabitants with a powerful Trebuchet and an arsenal of 8 different projectiles.
With hundreds of castles submitted, the Crush the Castle 2 Players Pack was made for the fans by the fans.
Yet another lucky guy almost crushed by an out of control bus. The car that got rear-ended wasn't so lucky!