The King has ordered you to crush all resistance in order for his kingdom to survive. Crush castle after castle by wiping out all of its inhabitants with a powerful Trebuchet and an arsenal of 8 different projectiles.

He wont be having kids.

This looks like an Indiana Jones race with boobie traps! Where the hell did that come from?

Yet another lucky guy almost crushed by an out of control bus. The car that got rear-ended wasn't so lucky!

Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...

Science is cool...

He'll be in a full body cast for a couple months.

Was that luck or divine intervention?

Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.