He'll be in a full body cast for a couple months.
This looks like an Indiana Jones race with boobie traps! Where the hell did that come from?
Now if it only gave you 5 cents for every can...
Was that luck or divine intervention?
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
If I were you I would go play the lottery right now!