The first thing you should of been taught was to look both ways before crossing the street. This is what happens if you don't!
He was obviously not taught to look both ways.
If you're going to walk out in the middle of traffic then you deserve to get hit.
And that's why you don't just fly out in the middle of traffic without looking.
Can you notice the duck that doesn't fit in?
Try to cross the road, if you dare!
Oops, gonna need a new street lamp.
I gotta get me one of those to walk around town with!
The Anti-Masturbation Cross
Church Man Going For a Bike Ride