Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
Oh man that sux. Thankfully that tow truck driver is quick on his feet!
Another reason to hate waiting rooms.
If this guy reacted a second too late he might not be here right now.
That sux, those apples are going to spoil...
Guy at the hospital "Were you guys playing with swords or something?"
Yet another idiot trying a fearsome stunt.
It's hard to find a mechanic in the middle of the woods. Thankfully this moose came along.