How this guy survived is beyond me. That's one lucky dude.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
That's about as close as you can get to meeting your maker.
Time to go play the lottery because you almost got flattened. Lucky!
Oh man that sux. Thankfully that tow truck driver is quick on his feet!
If this guy reacted a second too late he might not be here right now.
That sux, those apples are going to spoil...
Guy at the hospital "Were you guys playing with swords or something?"