Thankfully he didn't die, instead he just took a short nap.
Can't even enjoy a couple slices of pizza without getting interrupted.
That's what you get for trying to cut through everyone. She never had a...
Instead of hauling an old trailer down to the scrap yard why not jump a car...
WTF is a cat doing in the ceiling?
A cement truck crashes into a dump truck and tears the cab right off.
That would be the definition of threading the needle.
Feel like chicken tonight?
OMG! He was the luckiest guy on the planet at that very moment!