Holy Crap!!! That was better then expected.

The title says it all. Yuck!

How the hell do all those cars stay on the track going that fast???

Nothing says love like that cake.

Ready for another crappy flight? Get comfortable in this travelling potty, and cruise around the world, collecting the missing stars. You will need to upgrade your craptacular aircraft repeatedly if you are going to make any progress, so collect all the gold and fuel you can to keep going.

No more "Mom I have to go pee". Problem solved with this car.

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

I simply have no words for this.