Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more

1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,152

Bag over your head

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.

The dog says, "My life ...read more

5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,024

Brand Name Condoms

AT&T Condums: Reach out and touch someone.
Campbell’s Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
Nike C...read more

6/9/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,726

Packs of 1, 3 and 12

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious ...read more

10/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,254

Homemade Slingshot Condom Gun

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation offers $100,000 for projects that improve things around condoms. This guy takes up that challenge.

4/7/2013 11:10:17 AM

9,162

Always Keep Your Condoms In Your Car

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to g...read more

5/23/2013 9:00:00 AM

5,577

Birth Control

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly term...read more

4/27/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,769

Condom Sense

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious ...read more

10/25/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,266