I would say this guy has some anger management classes to attend to.
You have heard of slip-and-slide, well here is Table-Slide.
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and shell rack your balls.
Some religious freak goes nuts in a coffee shop.
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
Why this chick is singing on top of a table is beyond me. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Wow that was really cool dude. I gotta try that stunt!
Somebody had a few too many!