You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?
That guy must have been ready to piss his pants.
This looks like an Indiana Jones race with boobie traps! Where the hell did that come from?
If he was 1 second slower he would be toast!
This guy was expecting something a little better for what he paid.
Here's a better version of one of the best soundboards ever created for the web. It has all the best insults and phrases from Full Metal Jacket.
That's not what mom had in mind.
Get the f*ck out of my forest.
Make your very own prank calls as the Family Guy!
I love the black woman's response at the end...lol