When speeding cars hit Chuck Norris Junior, they bounce off him.

Chuck Norris can be a tattoo without ink! Leet

What's better then a musical remix featuring Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris??? Let the Chuck Norris jokes begin!

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

This is what happened when Chuck Norris delivered the paper.