It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
Someone get this guy a band-aid!
What better way to get rid of your Christmas Tree this year then to send it into orbit?
His son got him a ticket to the big game.
Another drunk idiot thinks that he can take a direct punch to the jaw and not get knocked out.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
Will this annoying song ever go away?
Bud Light always comes up with the best beer commercials hands down or should I say "pants down"?
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.