Don't got a match? That won't be a problem when this guy shows up to the...
A woman jumps a red light with a cop pulled up next to her. Busted!
She survived but was burned badly.
He should have just waited for it to turn green.
A runaway truck plows through an intersection. It don't look good...
He sets his balls on fire as a result.
Perfect time for a power nap.
In the rare case that you ever get stranded with only a battery and some...
Unless you want to lose a hand.
Gonna need a new arm for that railroad light.