When a dog is whining that much in your car, chances are he needs to go outside.
Don't beep your horn at this dog or he will get pissed off.
All he ended up with was a dry mouth.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned...
Or else this could happen to you.
Don't Piss Off Your Redneck Girlfriend
Russian cops don't take no sh*t.
Didn't your parents teach you to look both ways before crossing the road.
Well I wasn't expecting that...