Isn't this why condoms were invented?
A crazy woman flips out when her credit card got declined at McDonalds....
Get the f*ck out of my house!
Wow this guy is epic with a deck of cards. Don't play him in poker!
Try to throw the cards into the hat.
Don't play poker with this guy.
The fat dude freaks out because he's getting his ass kicked in a game of...
Should have gotten him a different card for his birthday.
Both players land pocket aces but only one of them will lose it all.