Condoms are built for dinosaurs these days. You are safe unless she pokes a hole in it.
When a dog is whining that much in your car, chances are he needs to go outside.
Dad is just about ready to kill his kids.
He's about to make a run for it...
Look before you cross the road.
It's nice to see you learned a lot...
People looking at an accident while passing by cause more accidents.
Next time throw your truck in park before you decide to jump out and fight!