He's back from the future!
Can't get lower then that.
Since when has it become illegal to wash your car in your own driveway???
It's not a good idea to do tricks on your skateboard after a few beers.
You could get a headache.
The cops totally get owned!
The 911 call from Tom Brady's car accident last week has just been leaked to the internet.
Dude rolls his car 7 times!