Hows that giant mound of dirt taste?
This kid's skateboard snaps in half on a botched stunt and tears open his taint...lol
Jumping off roofs is generally not a good idea.
That's going to leave a mark.
Unless you want to take the worst nut shot of your life. Forget having kids.
A football player hurdles his would be tackler like a boss to score a touchdown on an epic run.
If a biker crashes in the woods does it make a sound?
It was either that or get rolled over. He must be sore after that landing.