I'm high just looking at it.
This guy needs a cure for Bieber Fever!
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
That's one cool dog. Shut up and pay him.
Gotta save up for a flux capacitor.
Lazy Bum Rolling Over To Pee
Being broke and homeless, smelling like sh*t, and sifting through garbage is the new sexy!!!