Is your campfire burning out? Then bust out the Harley and FIRE it up...no...
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
He used to have a beard...
Someone get this guy a band-aid!
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
Will this annoying song ever go away?
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.