Tooth Growing In The Middle of Mouth
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Pulling teeth like a boss.
That is a lot cooler then just tying a string to a door and closing it.
They lost the tooth but gained the wisdom.
Did you ever think a toilet brush could be a deadly weapon?
That's the splinter to end all splinters.
Why on earth would you put a brush guard on this car?