This reporter should be knocked out cold like that ice sculpture was.
Nothing will stop this impressive little guy.
Did someone chop off his balls?
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Broken knuckles and heads ensue. No boards were hurt in this demonstration.
You can't even leave trash in your garage or they will find it!
Wow, this guy's arm bone was snapped in half and he never had it reset.
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
If you ever need to break your back, just hop onto a trampoline and fail at your flips.