Damn, I thought I was good at hacky sack back in the day. Nope!!!
This guy is superhuman!!! Holy F!
The captain don't give a f*ck!
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
He gets all 10's from me. Impressive!
Now that's what I call moonwalking!
What strange force is that?
You might go through pencils a bit faster though.
I give it another mile before the mattress lands on the moon. Must be a woman...