That's the splinter to end all splinters.
Can't be more guilty than that!
Fresh seafood delivered to your door.
Something doesn't feel right? Do I have something on my face?
A Pogo stick stunt goes wrong.
Why would you do this to yourself? WTF!
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery. Ballsack, Ballsack!
How the hell did he get his head in there?