That's the splinter to end all splinters.
BOOM! Bam, Boom, Boom, Bam, Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom, Bam!
That will teach him for trying to eat the bird feed.
Fresh seafood delivered to your door.
Why would you do this to yourself? WTF!
I feel like that should have been in a comedy movie or something. FAIL
Imagine being locked in the back of a delivery truck and getting stuck on the train tracks while you can hear a train coming.
Instead of letting him know, this guy gets a good pic.