This is what happened when Chuck Norris delivered the paper.
Wonder how many takes it took to get this right?
The bomb creates a tidal wave that engulfs a huge warship and sends water a mile high!
The previous owner no longer exists.
It's bad enough we gotta worry about terrorists and these idiots go and pull a prank like this.
I can't imagine how long it took to set this up.
Easy there hulk, you don't need beer muscles just yet.
All aboard...Bartender WIN
Defend your base from huge hordes of alien critters. Bombard them with cannons, lasers, and more while upgrading your base so you can survive the onslaught.