The fish isn't supposed to catch you.
That definitely wasn't good for those pontoons!
What goes up, must come down...
Ever wonder how they get those huge ships from the shipyard into the ocean?...
The captain don't give a f*ck!
That's one way of putting the boat down.
Sometimes it's hard to relax and watch TV on the high seas.
As long as it can fit its beak into the hole the octopus can escape.
Did the captain fall asleep?
Fail captain smashes into land.