Not a single f*ck was given that day.
There's a reason why you shouldn't run a race in high heels.
A big woman can't seem to climb up the bouncy house to use the slide.
Bath salts strike again. Zombie alert!!!
During their menstrual cycle, this particular species must be caged.
She's either blind or was too busy texting someone. Either way, she should have been wearing a seatbelt!
Guys see things very differently from women!
You Pinocchio f***ing nose go mind your own business...