Charlie Sheen is playing Call Of Duty Black Ops and melting faces with is F18 Warlock Fire Napalm dropping skill of a 1000 suns. He is clearly WINNING. BOOM!
She had no idea how close she was to becoming road kill.
I think I'll go cut some wires in my house so I can get her to come over and fix them.
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."
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These girls get the Darwin award for today. Halloween make-up would have been a better alternative.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced " Please prepare for a crash ...
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What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
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Wow, she's really going all out. Jesus is a lucky guy.
A study in Scotland showed that the kind of "male face" a woman finds attractive can diffe...
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Rescue the black ants from their evil counterparts, the red ants! Guide the black ants to their safe house by moving logs, houses, etc.