Look at the squirrel god damn it!!!
If birds like to land on your car to do their business you may want to...
Hope he didn't just wash his car!
He was trying to catch the sunset when a seagull swooped in.
This hot chick gets revenge on the pigeons for sh*ting all over her car.
You're going to have to do better if you want to impress this bird.
Whatever you do, don't feed them after midnight!