Shhhhh, I'm trying to talk over here!
Thankfully some para glider pilots rescued this bird and he's still flying somewhere today.
The sky is raining eggs! Must be a giant bird because those are no robin eggs.
He just washed his car yesterday.
He's laughing because he just woke you up.
If birds like to land on your car to do their business you may want to invest in this device!
Yo pigeon, what up, what up pigeon.
This persons roof was infested with hundreds of bats. Guano!
When this dog wants some noodles, all he needs to do is get some help from his bird friend. And luckily, the dog only eats the noodles and not the bird.
Birds enjoy winter sports too.