He's laughing because he just woke you up.
Owls are a beautiful and viscous predator!
He tried to do something nice and it backfired.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
WOW, next time you see an eagle circling overhead you better rush to your...
Look at the squirrel god damn it!!!
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
If birds like to land on your car to do their business you may want to...