That splinter looks like it hurts!
3...2...1...Blast Off! I think he took the corner a little too fast.
Make sure you fill your tank next time you plan on getting chased by the cops.
Showing off can backfire sometimes.
Didn't your parents teach you to look both ways before crossing the road.
This is one way to knock out all your teeth and destroy your family jewels!
If texting while driving can get you a ticket then what will this get you?
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
Instead of passing the tractor in the fast lane this guy decided to just go underneath him.
It's better that it was a gazelle and not a lion when your biking through the African Safari.