He pedaled as fast as he could to try and beat it but failed.
Now thats what you call a dumbass on a bike.
Is your campfire burning out? Then bust out the Harley and FIRE it up...no...
He seems a bit traumatized.
Someone was enjoying the holidays a little too much!
This sums up every Russian video on the internet.
If you love treadmills and riding bikes then this contraption is for you!