Don't touch a cow while she is birthing her calf or you will need a few plates and screws in your face.
Sweet dreams...You just got knocked da f*ck out!
That woman is going to need another fountain drink.
He is currently on trial in Rhode Island.
That's what you get for picking on smaller kids. That was epic!
Only thing he is singing now is sweet chin music.
That is one way to shut off the lights.
Mom had to take things into her own hands because her son was losing the fight.
Dude just got owned. Now he's counting sheep.
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.