Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
Try this one at home with a beer. It will instantly freeze.
Natural Ice makes your hair curl.
A cop tries to tell a physics major he's over the legal limit after a breathalyzer test and gets schooled in some basic math. FAIL COP!
She's getting her son prepped for college.
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
Maybe this clown should think about stealing a belt or some smaller pants first.