When a bouncer smells smoke from the bathroom he goes ballistic.
Believe it or not, this is a real product that you can buy...lol It's called PooPourri
Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a sh*t???
That's gotta be a mans bathroom!
This guy gets a F- in the romance department.
Now I can make music while I take a pee.
One too many shots at the bar.