A 350lb blue marlin jumps on board a fishing boat, damn near spearing one guy.
Fish Jumping Into The Jaws of Death
He thinks he's about to jump off a wooden bridge.
Seemed like a good idea at the time but he forgot to form a plan on how to get out.
This guy thinks he's in The Dukes of Hazzard!
Jumping off roofs is generally not a good idea.
Don't quit your day job...A stuntman is not your calling.
"Don't worry I will pay for it!"