Some religious freak goes nuts in a coffee shop.
More crazy shoppers rushing in!
People get trampled from crazy shoppers. One woman even loses a wig.
This is modern times Jousting.
What do you think will happen when you stand in front of a shopping cart going 70mph.
Hurry up and buy from the home network channel before they run all out of AK47s.
Another blooper on the home shopping network. A katana blade breaks and stabs the host.