There once was a man from Cass.
Whose balls were made out of brass.
Right in the family jewels!
I like this version better then the original.
Yet another skateboarder wipe out. This kid lands so hard his board breaks...
An old woman got crushed when a fan jumped on top of her to catch a foul...
A hammered business man starts belting out a popular song on the subway.
That was an 8 dollar homerun.