A game of monkey in the middle with pro soccer players.
He somehow manages to hurt his nuts in the process.
This guy takes a simultaneous tire to the nuts & head from above.
This kid's skateboard snaps in half on a botched stunt and tears open his taint...lol
Luck or skill? You be the judge.
I could see that happening a mile away.
That will teach him for trying to eat the bird feed.