He was looking to die but all he got was an ass woopin!
This is starting to get out of control in Russia.
He almost had it...well, maybe not.
Fat guy walks by in his pajamas with no mask on, gets caught on cam, walks back, throws a rock at the glass, fails, runs away, falls, runs away again.
This chick must have had a bad case of stage fright or she simply had no idea what she was doing. Either way, it made for an EPIC FAIL and a funny video.
That would be the definition of threading the needle.
Crazy Russian tries to jump under a tanker's tires.
Looks like he's going to have to learn the hard way.
I think it's time to take up a new sport!