Was that Bob Barker? Don't f*ck around with gators!
That thing came out of nowhere!
Don't f*ck with a praying mantis!
Hey, don't fish in my watering hole!
Keep going little buddy, you are almost there!!!
Unless you have a shield...
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
If you were jumping on the roof of my car I would run your ass over too!
I'm not sure why the owner would allow his dog to get sprayed?....but anyway, here you go.
She waited forever for a pony now she wont ever ride it again.