I'm not sure who is really at fault here but it looks like he got what he deserved.
Should have gotten him a different card for his birthday.
Some young punk decides to take out a Christmas tree in front of all his peers.
This might qualify as the worst or the best porn intro ever. You decide...
What should you do if a Sloth wants to attack you? Walk away...
This is why you always need to check underneath public toilet seats!
Was that Bob Barker? Don't f*ck around with gators!
He wants what you got girl.
A nuclear missile attack is broadcast over the radio just like the emergency broadcast system. Watch these people's reactions.