He just washed his car yesterday.
Now if he only had a trampoline.
Dude even uses his free hand to stick his phone back in his pocket while his other hand is on the robber's gun.
They wait for you to turn your back before they strike.
If you play with a hornets nest you're going to get stung!
Hey, don't fish in my watering hole!
Don't go near this dog's Budweiser unless you want to lose a hand. Beer is a dog's best friend.
Eventually if you piss them off enough they will attack.
A grizzly bear was caught on camera having a heart attack while trying to run up a hill.