A friendly prank almost got him killed by his own buddy.
Now if he only had a trampoline.
He just washed his car yesterday.
Was that Bob Barker? Don't f*ck around with gators!
Hey, don't fish in my watering hole!
If you play with a hornets nest you're going to get stung!
Eventually if you piss them off enough they will attack.
They wait for you to turn your back before they strike.
She waited forever for a pony now she wont ever ride it again.